Em: I have to do a report in physical science. I have to choose an invention and tell about it's creation and life like an autobiography.
Me: What kind of invention?
Em: Like a straw. (as she's looking at her drink)
Me: Oh. So you can title it "Life Sucks: The Life and Times of the Straw."
Em: Yeah, it must be rough being a straw, stuck in cold stuff all the time, people blowing paper wads through you....
(Long Pause.................)
Em: OH!!!! Life SUCKS! It's a STRAW! I GET it!!!!!!!
ha! I laugh every time I think of it.
Me: What kind of invention?
Em: Like a straw. (as she's looking at her drink)
Me: Oh. So you can title it "Life Sucks: The Life and Times of the Straw."
Em: Yeah, it must be rough being a straw, stuck in cold stuff all the time, people blowing paper wads through you....
(Long Pause.................)
Em: OH!!!! Life SUCKS! It's a STRAW! I GET it!!!!!!!
ha! I laugh every time I think of it.
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